World famous for its cocktails and medickal tonics, Hazlewood has a concoction for every occasion. Conceived by the minds of polite society’s greatest lubricators and mixed with the the precision of a master of the apothocary dark arts, each delectible potion is sure to amplify one’s scale of mental power and inspire events of tameless hilarity.

 
 
 

The Bloody Dog

Potato Vodka, Grapefruit, Aperol Float
(Campari upon request)

Blood and Sand

Scotch, Orange, Sweet Vermouth, Cherry Brandy

Sante Sangre

Tequila, Pamplemousse, Salers Aperitif, Lemon, Champagne, Campari

Dark and Stormy

Dark Rum, Creole Bitters, Ginger Beer, Lime

The Fresh Ginger Bourbon

Four Roses Bourbon, Lemon, Ginger Juice, Sugar, Soda

Sara’s Sorry

Aperol, Orange, Elderflower Liqueur, Lime, Champagne

Mula Ardiente

Habanero Tequila, Ginger Syrup, Lime, Ginger Beer, Grapefruit Bitters

Horses Neck

Rye Whiskey, Ginger Beer, Lemon Peel

Lil’ WoodY

Rum, Falernum, Mezcal, Lemon, Aromatic Bitters

Trilby

Four Roses Bourbon, Sweet Vermouth, Orange Bitters

Edith Macefield

Rye Whiskey, Aperol, Punt e Mes

Witch’s Tit

Liquore Strega, Ginger Juice, Lime, Champagne

Falcon Crest

Creme de Violette, Lemon, Champagne

 
 
 
 
 

Her Bright Wing

Corn Whiskey, Salers Aperitif, Dry Curacao, Black Lemon Bitters

Birds Feet and Rain (An Ode to Steven Jesse Bernstein)

Potato Vodka, Grapefruit, Lime, Sugar, Aromatic Bitters

Saint Alice

Gin, Creme de Violette, Elderflower Liqueur, Lemon

Oliver Reed

Gin, Lillet Blanc, Liquore Strega, Lemon, Grappa

Novel in three lines

Tapatio Mustache

Mexican lager topped off with habenero infused
tequila and a lime

Seis Ruedas

Reposado Tequila, Lime, Little Roast Coffee, Sugar

 
 
 

Lola

Framboise, Champagne, Brandied Cherry

Lubo

Reposado Tequila, Lime, Pineapple, Creme de Cassis

Ruby Sue

Four Roses Bourbon, Orange, Brown Sugar Simple Syrup, Whiskey Barrel Aged Bitters

Iggy Pup—ThE IDIOT