World famous for its cocktails and medickal tonics, Hazlewood has a concoction for every occasion. Conceived by the minds of polite society’s greatest lubricators and mixed with the the precision of a master of the apothocary dark arts, each delectible potion is sure to amplify one’s scale of mental power and inspire events of tameless hilarity.
The Bloody Dog
Potato Vodka, Grapefruit, Aperol Float
(Campari upon request)
Blood and Sand
Scotch, Orange, Sweet Vermouth, Cherry Brandy
Sante Sangre
Tequila, Pamplemousse, Salers Aperitif, Lemon, Champagne, Campari
Dark and Stormy
Dark Rum, Creole Bitters, Ginger Beer, Lime
The Fresh Ginger Bourbon
Four Roses Bourbon, Lemon, Ginger Juice, Sugar, Soda
Sara’s Sorry
Aperol, Orange, Elderflower Liqueur, Lime, Champagne
Mula Ardiente
Habanero Tequila, Ginger Syrup, Lime, Ginger Beer, Grapefruit Bitters
Horses Neck
Rye Whiskey, Ginger Beer, Lemon Peel
Lil’ WoodY
Rum, Falernum, Mezcal, Lemon, Aromatic Bitters
Trilby
Four Roses Bourbon, Sweet Vermouth, Orange Bitters
Edith Macefield
Rye Whiskey, Aperol, Punt e Mes
Witch’s Tit
Liquore Strega, Ginger Juice, Lime, Champagne
Falcon Crest
Creme de Violette, Lemon, Champagne
Her Bright Wing
Corn Whiskey, Salers Aperitif, Dry Curacao, Black Lemon Bitters
Birds Feet and Rain (An Ode to Steven Jesse Bernstein)
Potato Vodka, Grapefruit, Lime, Sugar, Aromatic Bitters
Saint Alice
Gin, Creme de Violette, Elderflower Liqueur, Lemon
Oliver Reed
Gin, Lillet Blanc, Liquore Strega, Lemon, Grappa
Novel in three lines
Tapatio Mustache
Mexican lager topped off with habenero infused
tequila and a lime
Seis Ruedas
Reposado Tequila, Lime, Little Roast Coffee, Sugar
Lola
Framboise, Champagne, Brandied Cherry
Lubo
Reposado Tequila, Lime, Pineapple, Creme de Cassis
Ruby Sue
Four Roses Bourbon, Orange, Brown Sugar Simple Syrup, Whiskey Barrel Aged Bitters
Iggy Pup—ThE IDIOT